For decades since coming to Australia, Fady Kassab has had nothing to declare - except suspicious bags of Lebanese thyme at customs. But after pulling a muscle while stretching (yes, stretching!) before a soccer match, he’s decided to come clean. He’s too old to start vaping, so instead of ranting to strangers at the bus stop, he’s finally declaring everything to you—on stage!

You’ve seen his stand-up on TV with his killer sets for Just For Laughs and Comedy Up Late, or opening shows for Bassem Youssef and Jim Jefferies. Now Fady brings his new hour to declare, well, everything! This show will sell out - book early.

★★★★★ ’Hilarious… belly laughs, social commentary and food for thought.’ Upside Adelaide

‘Hilarious… leaves the audience in stitches.’ The Advertiser

‘Kassab has you hooked from his first sentence, and laughing in the second with a backstory you want to hear.’  Chortle (UK)