I can’t focus. I don’t know if it’s microplastics, long covid or because I pay $500 a week to live in a mould experiment.
This year
- I went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors.
- I formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot
- I lost all my crpyto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton
"The laughs come hard and fast” ★★★★ ½ – Chortle
Nominee – Best Newcomer Award, MICF 2019
Winner – Piece of Wood Award, MICF 2023